Wednesday 24 January 2007

process essay: how to earn money from your relatives

Attention! For all the teenagers in Korea who need a lot of money to enjoy your life, remember the day in Korean culture, days like Chuseok(Korean Thanksgiving Day) and Sulnal(New Year’s day). How much money did you get during these celebrations? Are you satisfied with that money? If you are, then you better be throwing this paper away and experiencing how hard the world is. Not like those guys, If you have more desire for money, you should be paying attention to this. Before you get started, you should be prepared to face many difficulties and crises to achieve this greatest job ever.
You are supposed to meet your relatives who are greeting you, and this is going to be the first thing you experience during this project. Bow your head slowly until they see you and say something to you, “Oh, now you’re grown up! You are so tall!” When they say this, you will make a big smile for thanks even though they always say that every time they see you. Ah, if you want to give your better image, then don’t forget your short hair cuts before they see you. Teenagers don’t know the reason why adults like short hair cuts.
After you had a meeting with your relatives, you have to pretend to be a good student. With your glasses on (No contact lens!), your eyes will be full of curiosity and interests. You should be reading books quietly when everyone’s watching. The reason of being that is adults will give you a lot of money and say, “Buy many books with this money and read them to be a good man.” So if you’re reading a thick book with title War and Peace, they look at you in a different light. In their eyes, you will be shining of light with a thick book on your hands.
The biggest danger will overwhelm you soon. Afterwards, your little elementary cousins will make a big noise and ask you to play together. Ah… everyone knows it’s such a terrible thing, but think about the money which will be in your pocket. Young kids’ most dangerous thing is their mouth. If you don’t play with them, then they will say everything about your bad things to their parents. Relatives might think you do not deserve to get much money because now you are known as a bad boy. You have to think their mouths can decide your amount of money. But in this Brain Survival Game, you can use their mouths to make benefits for you. Imagine that little cousins telling their parents good things about you!! Only a few coins can make this possible: candy, ice cream, or useless toys in the snacks. Make sure your cousins are in your team, and then the victory will be yours.
At last, you get money from your relatives! The amount of money you get would be a result of your effort. The only thing that you have to do is bowing politely, getting money, and staying there until everyone finishes the celebration. In addition to this, you shouldn’t count money when they’re watching and you should avoid 5,000 won, try to get green 10,000 won every time. If you followed my steps, you should be satisfied with your money. Remember this and use it wisely, but one day you will need another method to give less money to your relatives when you get old in the future.

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